Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? A. The girl who can eat the last donut.NewAt my first Weight Watchers meeting, the group leader as...ed each of us why we wanted to lose weight. When it was her turn, one woman started to sob. “I vowed to lose weight when my husband bought me something too small for me to fit”. The leader replied “Oh, that’s too bad. Was it a dress?” “No, a Porsche!”A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis. A young. The family planned to leave right after an early breakfast. Fortunately, the horses and the carriage would already be there when we arrived. Several men with experience handling horses had driven them to New Orleans today, along with the carriage. I’d seen the carriage while I was in Central America. Aside from the gaudy purple, green, and gold colors of Mardi Gras that it had been painted, the carriage was a work of art, worthy of royalty.I had thanked both men and their numerous helpers for. ”She felt the fabric of her jump suit tightening against her pussy. She replied, “What’s that?”He leaned towards her and said in a low conspiratorially tone, “You really should wear that without a bra.”She gave a low laugh, “That’s what my husband told me. You two must think alike.”“I’m sure we do.”Just then, Linda Smith motioned her over. Damn! What does she want! She followed Linda down the hall to a smaller room.Linda turned to her and said, “What do you think? How do you like Nick? It. The boobs were round, big and very fair while her nipples were erect and pinkish in color. I held on one boobs with my hands and slowly kept on rolling my tongue on the outer area of her nipples…I then placed her huge erect nipple in between my teeth and started sucking on her nipple. At the same time I was moving my finger on the other nipple and was pinching the nipple which made her more excited and she kept on pressing my face to suck her more on her nipple. She said “Haan Rahul…kitne samay.