Please send a policeman and an ambulance." On the way already, Professor; the police should be there in five minutes. Can you explain the situation?" ...hanks. There is a girl of about twenty, possibly drugged, with some bruises on her upper arms. There is a young man, with a probable concussion, unconscious. There are two more young men, unconscious but with no visible injuries. And I have a scratch from a knife." What?! Five injuries? Let me get more ambulances."I sat with the girl, who was not. Benny, didn't your teacher do something when she saw this?" Well, um, we didn't go to class today, Mr. McPeak. We've been kind of hanging out over at the park." TJ, why am I just now learning about this? Why didn't you bring Benny here as soon as you saw what happened to him?" I don't know, Dad. I just didn't know what to do." Benny, what's your mother doing about this?" Well, she probably doesn't know. She works evenings over at the hospital and I left the house before she got up this morning.. She had one of those I-am-really-upset-with-you looks on her face. But as I braced for a tongue-lashing, she suddenly asked "Kevin, how often do you masturbate?"That was not a question I was expecting. I remembered how uninhibited she had been in her office, but I was still shocked that she would ask me that. I felt my face turning bright red again. My eyes were focused on the floor in front of me, looking for a hole I could crawl into, but I could sense that she was still staring at me,. " Yes, My Lady. I'll be close-by." Well, what did you think? Isn't he a marvelous looking young man.And you see, he is honest. Oh, I just wish I could marry him." It's bad enough contemplating a relationship with the hired help, much less marriage. And he is, as you mentioned, a certified rapist and pervert." I never really said pervert, my dear, but I'm so inexperienced at this sort of thing that I don't know what it is that he is supposed to be doing to me. Please sit with me and have some.