" It's ok," I said. "Yes, I did have a girlfriend, Jenny. We've had tosplit up as things were just too weird. However, she's now my best friendinstead... It was her who got me this cat collar." I showed it to thecamera. "Knowing that it would be my sense of humour that would get methrough this." And your friend Danny, we all know that he has undergone a change alongthe same lines as yours. What can you tell us about him?" Sharon probed."Well it wouldn't be right for me to say too much," I. His hands wandered to my stomach. ''Not THERE,'' I howled impatiently.''Rita, why am I wearing this dumb thing? I can't see what i'm meant to be doing and...''''Alright then,'' I sighed. The reason I had made Robbie wear a blindfold was because, frankly, I was worried that, when all the cover-ups were gone, he would not like what he saw. ''I'll put one on too,'' I said brightly.This was an inauspicious idea.''Robbie, can you hold out your hand... OWW!''''I'm sorry!!''''Try aga- oh for GOD'S. So I got out and started to walk away, looking back I seen Wifey’s huge tits out and her climbing on top of Asian Jonny. I couldn’t help but to think how I wanted to be in that car, I loved Wifey to no end and I loved watching her ride black cock. I walked around the parking lot dodging dirty rubbers and broken bottles for what seemed like 2 hours, I looked up to see if they were done yet and notice Wifey driving toward me. As she came to a stop she rolled down the window and barked “in the. "I ignored mother's jibe.Next morning I donned my working clothes and borrowed father's horse for a ride to the Earl's piggery I rode past slowly, Catherine looked through me as I passed so I ignored her also but when I had rounded a bend I tethered my horse and I walked back, "Nice morning," I said cheerily."What exactly is nice about it?" she asked with a sarcasm completely at odds with her station ."Fresh breeze, pretty girl, what more could a man desire." I asked."Don't get ideas," She.