"My Jason was standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for me. We linked arms and went back into the fray.The next day was back to school. Tina an... I met in the hall before the first bell. Yeah, she checked to see if I had my engagement ring on. Of COURSE I had my ring on. And PEOPLE noticed it.I got to explain WHO gave me the ring and like ANY girl who gets engaged in high school, you know, answering the question, "Uh ... Are you PREGNANT?" Honestly now, are things so screwed up that. Everything she tried on looked good on her. Some emphasized her round tits, others her ass or pussy lips. I could not tell her what to buy and Frank was on the phone again talking business so in the end she changed back into her original outfit and bought it all. The clerk who had not been overly happy about how many things she had tried on was now offering more items for her to look at. She declined and we took her bag and headed back to the car. On the way out she palmed me her wet G-string. I had dinner at a new Mexican restaurant this evening. I dined alone, as is most common. While 1/2 way through my meal, a strikingly attractive woman entered the restaurant and was seated at a table next to me. As she passed, we made eye contact and smiled. I suggested she order what I had, as it was delicious. She smiled again and said, "Perhaps I will!"I finished my meal, paid the bill and left. Before walking out the door, I turned to this lovely woman, smiled yet again, and said "Enjoy your. ✧ ✧ ✧Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that’ll freak you right out.✧ ✧ ✧I remember being able to get up without sound effects... Good times!✧ ✧ ✧My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.✧ ✧ ✧When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like ‘East’✧ ✧ ✧The older I get the earlier it gets late.✧ ✧ ✧If you answer the phone with “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up... ✧ ✧ ✧That moment when you walk.