’”Tommy Lasorda, Los Angeles Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear...them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you. “Oh bugger! I’ve forgotten the time! Quickly - drink up, Annie, or we’ll miss the train.”“Hold on, Vikka, I need a pee first,” I say, downing the last few mouthfuls.“No time, sweetie, you’ll just have to go on the train.”We have to run all the way to the station, me feeling a bit wobbly and hoping I don’t fall over and disgrace myself. We make it with seconds to spare, and jump on the last train. All that running has shaken me up, and already I can feel my bladder starting to ache. The train is. . something in Darcy’s voice. “Ok ... are you alright? Want me to turn the heat up?”“Oh this thing?” Darcy asked while motioning to the blanket draped around her. “I was actually just about to ... take it off.”As she slid the blanket off and laid it next to her, Mike was shocked to find her dressed in a sexy, sheer nightie. The satiny, pink material hung loosely from her shoulders and accentuated her perky tits masterfully. Mike could even make out her hard nipples poking through the fabric.. The man is leaving now and I am drawn to follow like a whelp of a ghost. “Have you ever been there?” I ask after him and he stops, sitting in a chair lining the wide hospital hallways. Sitting beside him my elbow resting on my knee face in hand I listen intently to any information he could give me. “It goes like this, or at least it did when I was up for my statement : You stand before them like in a courtroom trial, and they ask you questions about life, and about your life in particular. And.