00 a roll” the clerk replies.“That seems pretty expensive” responds the Indian. “What about the others?”“Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no na...e is 50 cents a roll.”The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for the no name.Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”“Why?” asks the confused clerk.“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”A Zebra dies and. She pulled out a pack of smokes and pinched one between her lips gently pulling it from the pack and then lighting it with her almost dead lighter."Come on Cindy!" she shouted becoming anxious over the overly long wait. "I wanna find a guy too damn it!"Cindy generally was sporadic to a fault, and lately ditching her had become a common occurrence. Not that Helena thought that Cindy did it intentionally, she was just a wild blonde who fucked on a whim. The sun was getting lower in the sky and. She said: It’s not like I don’t want to discuss sex. I also felt very nice to talk about such things with a male friend. I have always discussed sex with my female friends.Then I asked her about her ex-BF. She said –Anki: We never discussed it. We just had a few kisses here and there and that’s about it.I asked her: Did you never feel horny after kissing your BF?She said: Yes, I felt horny a lot of times. I used to come back home, find some videos, and masturbate to my heart’s content.. Not that I minded when he always followed through with some tokens. His contributions also encouraged other people and I could see my earnings increasing. There was no end in sight to the lockdown, and even less for the probability of me getting back to work. Even if lockdowns finished, the hospitality sector wouldn’t resume normal operations for months, while I was safe on furlough for now, if that ended I would be out of a job and have no way of paying rent beyond a month or so. The extra.