Anita fell flat on her stomach. Her legs were slightly apart. She turned her head to face me, telling that it was hot and nice… She asked if I wante... to lick her asshole.I told her no but I would love to fuck it. Ana rolled onto her side and said no. She then joined Jeremy in the bathroom. I heard the shower running and soon their laughing, as my sexy wife started to moan again... I went in the living room and turned on the TV. And that's where I woke up in the next morning. I tip toed to our. Seriously. That’s how awesomely huge this place is. The control room looks like a cross between a very expensive home movie theater designed to seat ten and the bridge of the starship Enterprise. Amazing. The main tracking area, where the band will play, is a large, open space modeled after Abbey Road. Other than being heavy on wood and maroons instead of bleached-white, it for all intensive purposes looks just like the room where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand and look at all the lonely. The next day,Gus went back to the doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it. I can live with that, I think. I'm not interested in weight loss, just inches.I sort out all my clothes into ones that fit me now, ones that are just a bit tight and those I can't get into anymore. My goal is to get into those white Jeans and tank top at the end of the rail, the ones I wore on that great holiday I had with Paul; thinking of Paul brought a tear to my eyes.Its payday, almost a month since I started this bloody diet. After a long soak in the bath, I stood in front of my mirror,.