You can pick it up on Tuesday morning.”I was about to leave when she said. “Now you help me, yes?”“Yeah, sure. What do you need?”“Follow m....” She came around the counter and headed to the back of the shop with me following. Her ass and hips moved hypnotically in front of me and I was grinning like a kid on Christmas Day. She opened the back door and pointed at something inside.“Please bring those water bottles to the front, yes?”It was the big ones, the 20-gallon type. I sighed and then thought. Only problem is that if I was drunk enough to do something that contrary to my sense of responsibility, I'd have been incapable of maintaining the erection necessary to bind her to me."The only thing I can think of is that she slipped something into my drink, one of the stiffeners the polys use to make sure they don't short-change any of their wives. If I was in a foul enough mood, I could call rape, I think, but frankly I've been too lonely too long, and I couldn't bring myself to cast them. Maria nodded. She gave my hand a squeeze. “I’m glad you’re with me.”I knocked on Vice Principal Hinterberry’s door and we entered when invited.“Thanks for coming. Please take a seat,” said Vice Principal Hinterberry.I heard a quiet woosh of released breath from Maria as she realised it wasn’t going to be bad after all.“I’ve been keeping my ear to the ground and I’m impressed with your maturity,” said Vice Principal Hinterberry. “There hasn’t been the slightest hint around school of a link. Usne mujhe dekha aur jhat se apne left hand se apne dono boobs ko cover kiya aur right hand ko apni chut ke upar rakh liya aur chillayi. Maine jaldi se sorry kaha aur bahar nikal gaya.Nikalne se pahle maine note kiya ki uske hath mein razor tha, jisse shayad woh shave kar rahi thi par kahan ? Ye pata nahi. Fir andar se Suhani ki aawaj aai.“ Meri nighty aur towel de dena please. ”“Suhani I am really sorry, I completely forgot. I am sorry.”“Its okay,” andar se aawaj aai.“Kahan hai?”“Bade wale bag.