Giving myself another minute to compose myself, I felt composed and ready. Then I flushed the toilet even though I hadn't used it. Why else would I ha...e excused myself to the bathroom?I opened the door and Linda was standing there. If it weren't for the different clothes, I wouldn't know which twin I was looking at. I stepped aside to let her in, thinking she needed the facilities, but she pushed me back into the room. I backed up and watched as she closed the door behind her. I didn't want to. After a while I asked mom if she would take her dress off and let me see her she stood up and pulled the zip all the way down and let the dress fall she stood there in her bra and matching panties with black stockings and suspenders do yo approve she asked I could only nod my head in anticipation mum took my hand and pulled me to the floor and we lay together in front of the fire holding and carressing and kissing each others bodies mum asked me to loosen her bra which I did and she released. Then he would lift himself up and start again.After ten minutes, the girl seemed to decide that it was time to finish. She came out of her reverie and opened her eyes looking at the red, sweating face of the man above her. Her arms wrapped themselves around his back, her hands stroked him. She drew her legs up further and hooked her feet up onto his back. Her hips started moving, pushing back against him, matching his rhythm. She kissed him on the face a few times and softly spoke the sort of. A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breathe test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is.