Marriage to Alice was every bit as exasperating as he had been warned that it would be, back when he was a rash young man straight out of the Academy,...and thought that she was the most fun-loving gal that he had ever met.Even though she made him wait until marriage for sex, she at least gave him head before that stage. He foolishly thought that her decision to abstain was for religious or philosophical reasons. The truth was that she wanted to have a guaranteed return on her physical. To keep my foot from throbbing painfully, I was told to elevate it for hours on end, boring hours on end! I got lazy with my hair and let it hang as straight, but unkempt, long blond frizzies.For lack of something to do the first day, I made some iced tea for everyone, but by the time I got to the porch, the work crew had already broken for lunch and scattered, leaving only Luke and the mower to keep me company.He was glad for the excuse to stop and joined me in the kitchen.When my foot started. I must have been doing something wrong.”The bell rang, but the students didn’t move from the board. Mrs. West stood up and said, “I hate to say this, but you better get to your next class.”Walking over to her desk, Susan said, “I’ve got social studies next. I want to die.”“I bet they don’t even have any statistics in that class,” Jerry said with a groan.Sean said, “What good is social studies without going into demographic data?”“Useless,” Suzie said packing her book into her book bag.Sean put. ..I never have." Well, girls don't have hairy legs. So take care of that before I comehome tomorrow." You...you aren't upset." Well, it's a surprise, I'll admit, to find out my mister is really mysister. But screaming and yelling won't make you a man.She smiled. "You've always been kind of girly, Louie. But I love you.All that will change will be clothes, and that's when I agree to it.Okay?" Uh...okay." Now, we need to go the mall and buy you some stuff. But I'm in themiddle of work now. So.