. well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replie...: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not. .. ?”“You’d marry her?” asked Linda, her voice low, and full of emotion.“Yes,” he said immediately. “With your permission, and if she’ll have me.”“Oh, I don’t think you need to worry about her having you,” sighed Linda. “Though I’ll have to think a while on ... our permission.” She shook her head. “I don’t see how I could have been so blind. She’s head-over-heels for you, young man.” She looked startled. “How old are you, anyway?”“I’m twenty six,” he said.“This is ridiculous!” said Dave. “I. This caused Olivia to come quickly and violently – once, twice, three times – after which Mimi simply rolled her aside and plunged into Lexi. Mia and Lexi were now in 69 position as Mimi and Sylvia alternately filled their mouths and cunts.At last Mimi and Sylvia stepped away and sat down on a couch, sweaty and grinning, leaving the two younger girls in a tangled heap on the table. Mimi signaled to Emily, who appeared swiftly with a fresh bottle of champagne, poured glasses for her mistress and. ”“Two more years! But I guess you’re right. Okay, I’ll see you around. Thanks for being normal.”“Yeah, you have a good night. I’ll see you.”It was strange, but Danny felt that he could like Helen. She didn’t seem to be such a bitch. Well, at least not all the time.Knowing his way around the school, Danny settled in much quicker than in the spring. He had to put in some effort, but he was soon at the top of most classes. Normally, that would have made him the butt of pranks and a target for.