She called me Lisa before I gave my name, made references to some of my more memorable conquests and knew what I had planned for her once my reading w...s finished. I don't know what shocked me more, the fact she knew all this or that she did not seemed at all fazed by what she knew of me. Still it didn't overly bother me as I only had one thing on my mind anyway. Actually the thought of taking someone who was aware of their inevitable fate was quite a turn on. Then she said it; the words which. Hammer, my girls is solid," the dealer said. "No reason to insult her. She ain't gonna steal nothing, she don't even like coke. She'll be back at my place by midnight." No shit she don't do coke," Hammer said. "I've seen her big ass. Tommy, send your boys to his place to wait for her. He's at 300 West Street, apartment four. She'll be driving an old Mazda 300, black." Easy, bro, no reason to send out the muscle, I promise everything is safe," the dealer said. He stepped forward and put his hand. ”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new boomerang, even though I can’t seem to get rid of the old one.People who put some money away each week just aren’t shopping hard enough.I bought some fridge magnets. So far, I have 10 fridges.A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour. ”She had made herself into my slut, mind-controlling herself yesterday so that she would always be my little whore. I hadn't suggested it. I certainly didn't do anything to prompt it. I was a little surprised when she'd done it. She broke from me and opened the front passenger door and climbed in, her short, black skirt swishing about her legs. She had toned thighs and a gorgeous ass. She seemed to bend over more causing her skirt to rise up enough to flash the red panties she wore for a.