When Eve finally controlled her laughter, she was very nice to Andy, and signed the autograph she requested.“Who is she?” Eve asked. “Andrea Mat...hews,” I answered.“No. I mean, what is she to you?”Andy’s eyes were boring into me as I thought. It was a good question. What was Andy to me? She was my kitten, but I could hardly explain to someone that meant a chemically programmed sex slave. She was my roommate, but that sounded like we were assigned the same room by some liberal college somewhere.. .sirf tumhi khayalon mein rehti hao…………………..har ladki , bhabhi, aunti tum dikhti ho…………………..tumko nigahon mein basa lena chahta hoon…………………..hoton se chika kar sara ras pee lena chahta hoon…………………tumhare aang aang par haanth pherna chahta hoo……………………..tumko aisa pyaar karna chahta hoon ki tum sirf meri ho jaaoo……………………….tumko sirf main aur mukhjko sirf tum nazar aao……………………………….jab main chu p hua to dekha prema ki ankhein band thi woh lambi lambi sansein le rahi thi uske andrar chudai ki aag. I have had a crush on Char for years, but the girl was untouchable. She had a boyfriend she had been dating since our sophomore year in high school, and though he had moved out of town with his parents our last year, she remained faithful to him. They planned on being together after college.We were sitting around in Mark's garage, with the door open, as it was a beautiful night. Jenni was on her way back to the card table we had set up, with another round of beer when she spied an old dust. The whole shebang had a big 12-volt battery on the back. Damn. I had a maid. It wasn't much to look at in the T&A department, but what the hell ... That was the beginning. The first time my big brother woke up.Last year I got stinking drunk thinking that I really needed a boost to the bank account—something that would pay and pay, but had no idea where to go. Two bottles of tequila later I woke up with NO HANGOVER and a little fanny pack quietly humming away perched on my belly. I tried to pick.