Her friend asked her how she came to clarify her doubts now, whether her husband is coming shortly. Amina told her he may come anyday and she just wan...ed this information. Her friend told her in detail about the rhythm method, I Pills and condoms etc. Amina marked in the calendar her safe and unsafe days.Next day her safe days were to begin. Amina was happy that her real sex life is about to begin. Next day her mother told her that she had to go for the wedding reception of the daughter of her. Again, Jonathan thought he was about to shoot his load into her when she stopped. She motioned Jonathan to lie down and clambered on top of him. He could feel her thighs pressing against his hips as she sank down onto him. Her breasts hung inches from his mouth and he raised his head to lick at them and suck at her nipples. She writhed on his cock and he felt her hand go between her thighs to feel it. She stroked at her pussy and moaned. Leonard’s face appeared over her shoulder and Jonathan. What’s theproblem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stungon her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator: “Bummer!”Customer: “Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and raninto the. " Do-fuckin'-gooders!" Marty, your attitude is not going to help you." So whatcher want? Yes, sir, no, sir, three bags fuckin' full, sir?" That might be nearer the mark." Balls!" Marty, if you maintain this attitude you're liable to be referred to a Crown Court and get something in excess of six months." Whaddya mean?" A Youth Court can sentence you to a maximum of six months in prison. A Crown Court can put you away for a lot longer." Prison?" Yes, Marty. Prison." Is that what I'm goin' to.