"Look, I'll be honest. I am surprised by all of this. Idon't know what to do or how to help you." That much was true. "But,"she continued "I am trying...to understand. Do you really want to be awoman? Do you not like being a guy? I mean do you want to be atransgender?" No...I don't want to be a transgender. I just want to feel how itfeels being a woman. And of course I like being a guy. I think ofmyself as one. But I just...I...how do I describe it? I..." You want to be a woman. You like being a. We took a seat.“Specials are on the board. Flag me or Symone down when you’re ready.” She gestured to the girl at the counter. “Anything to drink?”She dropped off our diet cokes as Max diligently read the menu. I stood up. I took her parka off her shoulders and hung it next to mine on pegs near the door. Our hats and handwear were piled up by the salt and soy sauce.“See anything you like?” I asked.“Lotsa stuff.” She frowned. “What do you like?”“Never been a big fan of curry, so ... everything. I did as I was told, overjoyed that I was getting breasts.The clerk picked up two smaller, more or less triangular forms. "Thesewill fill you to between an A and B cup," she said as she slipped theminto the cups of my bra."Will these work in my swimsuit, and can they get wet?" I asked."These are designed to be worn for several weeks at a time," the clerkanswered, "they come with an adhesive so you can glue them on. You canwear them all the time, even when you shower. When you want to. And to make sure it's a free-access story.Now, without further adieu...The Silly TG Club presents: Banging headsProduced by: Crescent PulsarIn association with: the Mad MuseDirected by: That Third PersonStarring:Melvin Wedgie: "A nerd..."Jack Bonehead: "A jock..."Cassandra Not'entirely: "A heretic..."Mary Bigbazooms: "A, like, bimbo..."Daryl Darkfellow: "And an evildoer."Co-starring:Corky the Cat: "Mer-row...?"That Principal Guy: "Mmmm! Chalk! Num-nums!"Team Badpeople: "We harrass.