You see, the fucking place is for sale now with a lot of its furnishings sold with it. My bitch neighbor is away in another state now and don't trust ...he reality agents. So she has the realtor call me and I go unlock and disarm the security system and have to be shadowing the realtor and client the whole time. Sort of awkward, but all evolved know the score and chuckle about how the bitch has such an inflated opinion of her dump. I've even joke with male realtors and their male clients about. ”“What’s this about a water battle?” asked Brenda.“While we were at Auburn John and I were living in an off-campus house that was basically a home for the nerdish elite. One Wednesday in the latter half of April one of the fraternities attacked us in the dead of night using buckets of water and water balloons. It was nothing but a typical college prank.”“OK,” responded Brenda.“Well, the word got out the next week they were coming back, and little Johnny boy took the lead. We bought every. She wore heavy mascara giving her a devilish look. Her green eyes shone in the dim light and her arched eyebrows were as naughty as they come. Her black sleeveless dress was hiked to just above her silken thighs. She was resting on her arm and looking lustily at Mike.“Who the fuck are you”, he spluttered. “And how did you come into my room”.She pouted tauntingly. “I am disappointed Mike. We spend a whole day together and you refuse to recognize me in the evening. How nasty is that.”Mike looked. If there wasn't a lot to do other than taking care of the animals, we came back to bed and passed out." With you in my bed, I can imagine ever passing out... at least not from chores, but from sexual exhaustion," he pretended to think for a moment, "I'd be willing to try that theory."She laughed and rolled him to his back, though if he'd resisted she would not have been able to topple him. "Lay still," she demanded and slid her tongue over her lips. She winked and slipped down his body. Her.