. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table be...ause when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.. Numbly, she picked it up and drove home to see her parents. They went to see her lawyer/insurance agent and waited for the other shoe to drop.They sat in silence as the minutes ticked away."This is the craziest damn thing I've ever seen," he said after a long time."What do you mean, Freddie?" her father sounded concerned. They had gone to high school together and their families had always been close."If he were my client, there's not a chance in hell that I'd ever let him sign this thing." The. She'd wanted to, but Chuck had forbade her, saying, "Don't plan on giving that little brat my titties. That's why they invented formula!" Even after he'd abandoned her, the force of his personality had lingered. She hadn't had the self confidence to breast feed, and formula had been so easy and quick, she'd just gone that way.She'd been so young back then, and she'd learned a lot in the years since. If Chuck ever showed his face again, he might not survive the event with his balls intact. She. “Alright, I’m off. You can take a shower, but absolutely no dressing until my return. You can do your normal weekend stuff, until I call, then I want you waiting for me in the bedroom in that black kimono you got in Japan, and the blindfold that you used to use for sleeping on planes…nothing else. Clear?”“Crystal…” I said. “Have fun.”“Oh, I will…but I’ll have more fun when I get back.”A few hours went by and to fill the time I cleaned the kitchen, started some laundry, turned on the TV to see.