So, in a month or so, you'll be my girlfriend."Carl buried his face in his hands, ignoring his smooth skinfor the moment."The company was willing to h...lp out though. They're sendingyou a new identity. It is normally extra, but they're gonnacharge it to my mother's card. They're also gonna sendanother kit, for me. We'll make the beer, and if I decide tobecome your husband, I'll drink it. I think mother did thisbecause we can't be married if you're a woman. I reallydidn't realize she hated. He drew pleasure from seeing her welted ass, and hoped she would too. He then untied her, and retied one end of the black and red cord to her neck, and led her downstairs. He brought her to the table, kissed her deeply, and pushed down on her shoulders until she was kneeling. He tied the other end of the rope to the leg of the kitchen table and put a bowl of water on the floor next to her. She was thirsty and leaned over the bowl, her hair shrouding her head as she lapped the water gratefully.. Rahul padhye me Reya se zada hosiyar tha wo bhe use padhye me madat karta ise tharah ek mahina bet gaya Rahul ne mujhe mare fees de me khush how gaye hame ghar se zada pocket money nahe milte the ye extra income se mene apne leyea naye kapde kharede. Fir jab dusre din jab me Reya ko school me lane gaye tabhe mane dekha ke Rahul ek ladke ke sath khada tha dikhne me wo kafi bada tha aaesa lagta tha ke wo kai bar fail hua how tabhe Rahul ne bhe kaha Priya didi ye Bablu hai ise bhe tution lane hai. ..He was all scared and he jumped out of the back windowAnd into the swimming pool.But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the waterLast week to clean it.He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’Long PauseLonger PauseEven Longer PauseThen Daddy says,‘Swimming pool?...Is this 486-5731?’No, I think you have the wrong number...This one is compliments of GaryClaim of titleOnly in Louisiana. You gotta love this lawyer - it’s too good not to share! Everyone who has ever bought a.