Me (to myself): Now, what page was that bird on I saw before?It's not long before the crowd gestures the nude woman to sit down next to me...perhaps t... see if I'll get excited enough to take advantage of her. Reluctantly, she does sit down next to me, but I keep on reading my bird book. Many guys keep trying to tell me to do sexual stuff with her, but I try to tune them out. One guy grabs the book and tosses it several yards away.Me: You break my book, you're paying for a new one!After. I just need to be Presidential for a while.” I turned back and stripped off my robe and pants. I didn’t need my wife to worry that I was getting our country involved in a war where people were using weapons of mass destruction.That’s what it was, of course. Mustard gas was a chemical weapon, part of the unholy trinity of nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, and biological weapons. For years our country had active programs in all three areas, but we had renounced chemical and biological weapons. She went inside and came out with large glass decanter then four more glasses. They all had the logos of the Canadian Football Association on one side and the logo of one particular team on the other."Would you like to sample this fruit juice?"I just got a nod then I filled all the glasses including my own. When I sat the others did, too, but their swords, knives and pistols got in the way. After I took a good swallow, I waited. My visitors inspected the glasses for quite a while then smelled. But dam was she find. With a slime, fit body, and an eye popping pair of tits. But what really lengthened Kenneth's love muscle was the woman's long flowing red hair. He so loved redheads.The name Avian was neatly stenciled on the right hand corner of the woman's work smock. A name that Kenneth instantly committed to memory."Oh you bet I'm buying this!" Casey exclaimed. "This is the pinnacle of gag gifts."Tearing open the condom package Casey slipped the rubbers over his finger. "Feels real.".