' She shrugged, before smirking at me. 'You'd better tell Janey and carry her first. It's really cute how she listens to you. I like it.''Cute? I was ...oping for manly.' I grinned.'What, for the airhead? Seriously, you're not interested in that are you?'I blushed, remembering how Emily's breasts quivered as she breathed heavily in her flimsy night gown, her nipples standing out. I suddenly found it much harder to walk. Jessie giggled and walked on ahead.Stopping, I beckoned Janey, then kneeled. His hands a little less shaky now, now that the real conversation had begun, he looked over his shoulder at his son."Well, first off," he said. "I call you 'Alan' or just now even 'Al,' and it just didn't feel right, you know? If there's some other name you'd like me to call you, just tell me. It'd make me more comfortable, actually." Oh," Alan laughed. "I've...I've always like the name 'Alaina.'" Funny," Kirby said, almost wistfully. "That's the name your Mom and me would have given you if. I could tell he was hurting. He was on the couch beside me and I turned and hugged him. “Will she come back dad?” I asked. He looked at me with sad eyes “no honey and I don’t think I want her back to be truthful”. I must say I was a little shocked. “Well don’t dad” I said “I can take care of you and the house. We will work it out”. Dad smiled weakly “thanks honey. I am sure we will”. I got up and made a coffee for us both. It seemed strange not having mum around but I was sure everything would. L.)PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas & oil as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.This one is compliments of CymboriaA woman is in the grocery store looking for a turkey but none of them are big enough. So she goes up to a Stock Boy and asks “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The Stock Boy responds “No, they’re dead.”This one is compliments of attila.iskanderThe Tiny cabinA social worker from a big city in.