Toilet. pig has always loved and worshipped its true love, knowing that it could never hope to be pretty enough for a man. so on many lonely nights wh...n it wasn't in use by its Superiors, it would spend the night making out with Mr. Toilet. pig loved rubbing its slimy cunt on him and licking him clean like the true pigfreak it was. and pig loved how good Mr. Toilet was to it, always putting up with a dumb and needy pig. but now, on its big day, pig was going to be Mr. Toilet's pigslut wife.... Arriving at the store and having been mildly embarrassed by the goods on display in the other shops, Robert made the excuse that there was something he needed to see in a hardware store next-door. Ninety minutes later she emerged from the shop carrying a large box.When she saw Robert, she broke into a wide smile “Co Co Channel was quite right, a girl should always have a little black dress.” Leaving Robert wondering what she was taking about.Robert was in the act of pouring out a sherry, when. Could you just deal with this!" He said to her with an intense gaze and passed across a small parcel from the pocket on his bag. She took it and moved to open it to see inside. "Perhaps somewhere more private" He advised, nodding towards the open door of the pub. Lyndsay secreted the parcel in her own bag and went to the pub toilets. She locked the cubicle door and retrieved the parcel. Inside was a varnished wooden case, inside of which was, nestled amongst blue velvet a bright pink love egg. I must have looked like an ice cream sandwich , me a little white Canadian woman between two big black men. Marc started out and not even 30 seconds later one guy put his arm around me and pulled me close, I said hey knock it off but wouldn't let go. Marc was about to protest when Lamont pulls out a knife and tells him that if I didn't behave he was going to cut us up. I instantly realized the dilemma we were in and had already resolved to my fate. Now even though I had started out being a.