He eats fruit, drinks Prune Juice and has roughage everyday. He practices Yoga, goes the gym and takes long walks. Why? Because he’s been told to do...so by someone who assumes that this is the best way for him to keep fit and healthy with the added bonus of maintaining happy bowels. I’m the bowels in question, and let me tell you … I’m not happy. In fact, you could say I’m a first class case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Hi, I’m Kevin. Let me explain… For a start, we bowels like to work at our. You can put your shirt back on, now.”I was still giddy with my new-found power, so I decided my tank top was too sweaty and confining, and that if I tied the tails of the long-sleeved shirt together, I could just wear that. Of course that meant my cleavage was on constant display. And I have some cleavage. I don’t need a pushup bra to get that, trust me. I told him why I was doing it, just so he’d know I wasn’t trying to tease him.He said, “That’s your business,” and we went back to work.By. They’ll have changed the names and would deny everything, having since destroyed their notes. At least that’s how they’d sell it to mom; Maggie’d know better, but would appreciate the lie. §§§ George was downstairs in the studio, where he’d be for the evening, so when Maggie came in on them in the den, it was now just the four females sitting around loopy and b.s.ing in that honest way the cold-sober cannot – the girls passing the joint and a drink to her as usual, Maggie. .?" Her face?" Her face, do you know I'm not really certain about that, I think... Yes I'm sure her eyes were blue. No! That's a maybe. Dammit! Why do you have to ask silly questions like that"My dearly beloved's response was to aim a kick where, had it connected, might have brought tears to my eyes and a pair of lumps to the back of my neck. I grabbed the foot and hopped her gently backwards until the back of her leg connected with the bed and she sat down."It was quite disgusting - you were.