’ Then he fell asleep again.His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and...he said, ‘You’re cute... ‘ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful, ‘ it was now ‘cute.’She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’. PRESS "Y" TO CONTINUE TRANSFORMATION PRESS "N" TO END AND ERASE THIS PROGRAM.Mike was about to press the "N" key when Anne-Marie reached over and grabbed his hand and stopped him."Honey, lets see how far this program goes. It really is quite interesting. I would like to see it through to the end." Said Anne-Marie.Mike laughed. "What if it really did turn me into a little girl? That would cause us a few problems don't you think.?" I suppose so Mike. More so for you than me. I tell you what. I find it hard to breathe like that, but move my other hand lower and insert a finger between her nether lips. When I push it in further and against her clit she stiffens and screams in my ear then sags back onto my lap. My ear rings a little She has a satisfied grin on her face. ‘I should probably warn you, I cum easy.’ I look up and say, ‘Thank you Lord.’ She laughs, gets off, my lap, reaches down, and undoes my fly. She pulls my pants down my legs and off. I always ride commando so she has. I am so looking forward to having this baby."Judy looked at her. "Would you have it, if you had a choice?" Which choice?" Elspeth said bitterly. Judy kicked herself. "No, I don't think so. It's seems like from beginning to end this has been out of my hands. My choice hasn't counted for anything. At least here I'll be awake so I can scream at the first midwife that comes at me with dirty fingernails!"Judy winced. Everyone said childbirth was painful. Yet another argument for not getting much.