On an alpha scale from one to ten, he was an eleven. His entire muscular body was almost completely covered with tattoos.On his bald head and hairless...face; only his ears, lips, and upper eyelids weren’t inked. As I would also see later, on his mostly hairless body, only his armpits, nipples, the palms of his hands, the soles of his feet, and finally his balls, bore no tattoos.In all honesty, the tattoos were magnificently done and very varied. The one tattoo that immediately captivated me was. .. to get me to agree. She wasn't stupid."I think you're a couple who is madly in love, who has this one little problem that you're anxious to solve. This might not be the most usual way to solve it, but I can't blame you for wanting to."Her smile made my stomach do flip flops. "Thank you." she said, with dignity."It is I who should be thanking you. You're a beautiful woman Tanya." I said."Watch it there buster." said Ralph.I looked at him, but he was smiling."So it's up to you guys." I. After all, who could blame him?“Jerome’s really drunk,” I continued. “He was passed out in the bathroom...”“So you decided that was a good time to blow him?” Brian cut in harshly.“Let me finish Brian.” I told him. Even though I didn’t have a leg to stand on, I tried to be stern “He’s not going to remember any of tonight and you can’t tell him either Brian. You can’t tell anyone.”It was hard to look into his eyes as I talked to him.“Oh, he’ll remember!” My son gasped.“What makes you so. " Tom said.We parted after Tom and I exchanged mobile numbers. Theresa was in a bad mood for the rest of that day and much of the following one and so I almost resolved to let the matter drop, just for the sake of a bit of peace.However the day after I got a call from Tom asking if I'd like to go out for a pint and without even thinking about it I agreed. I arranged to pick him up from his house and found myself quite looking forward to it.Theresa of course was not happy, however couldn't think.