YES MARTHA, THERE ARE BLOND MEN TOOA friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the...13th."Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do ... it's for dry hair,. The next morning Dev woke up early and found the bed empty. He got outside, drank a glass of water and heard a noise of machine vibration upstairs.He went up and saw his beautiful mother running along the treadmill, clad in her bra and panties. Her hair was tied to a bun. She wore her running shoes and her body was gleaming with perspiration.“Hey beta! Good morning! I thought that since you already seen me naked, there’s nothing bad about doing my exercise in this dress..”“There’s nothing bad. His phone was full of Futa porn.”“Wow, a girly name too! He a femboy?”“He's halfway there in a shitty Link costume. I'm sure we could dress him up better if we wanted.”“And he's in the competition?”“I made sure of it.”“I guess we have our winner, then” the sinful Sith said with a grin.Roxy looked from side to side, making sure no one was close enough to overhear them. “Like I said, it's not a good costume. You sure it won't be too obvious we're rigging it?”“Gary owes me like three favors. Plus. Feeding me little morsals of precum saying if you do a good job of sucking there's lot's more just for you so milk me dry. I just got his big load when the others were wanting to go especially the young bitch. He didn't move saying let them out I told you that I was full. We all walked up front I opened the door and all walked out except the last stud I had sucked he insisted I needed to finnish what I started stroking his big fat cock beside me, I locked the door stared at his now hard again.