S. I don’t know if I ever told u this, but my sister Carla was born Carl I hope its not a problem!Ms SAn Oldie from BobbyMike:Very Old Joke from my ...echanical Engineering Wife:What is the difference between a Dusky Lady-of-the-Evening and an Electrical Engineer??Ans.: HER Black Box WORKS!These are compliments of UnclepodgerA sixteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”“With what. “That's it, Master!” she groaned. “Mmm, such a hungry son you are, Master. Yes, yes, let your Mommy-slut keep you strong. Give you the stamina to fuck naughty Sianili's cunt with all your might.”“He's fucking me so hard, my sapphire!” gasped Mother Sianili, her twat squeezing about me. “Master! Master! I know you'll breed me. You'll pump me full of all that spunk. I'll have your baby, Master! Yours!”Would she?I thrust harder at her. The rope creaked as she slid up and down my cock. Her twat. She then began to explain what she would wear to work on Sunday to tease and convince me to come there take her outside into the woods and fuck her on the wooden picnic table. She said she would wear a skirt, white thigh highs and a pair of white nylon panties just like the ones I saw at the meeting when she wore the dark blue polka dot dress! She said they are just like the pink ones you really loved on me the other day! This made my cock twitch with excitement and she could feel in her pussy,. It worked. Not like we planned, of course, that would be too much to ask, but when the three men remaining on board all opened up on Dave with AKs, they were way too busy trying to hit a dodging whaleboat and its two occupants to even notice us tying up to the rear.We got on board and called for them to put down their weapons. Two spun to fire our way and went down with new holes in their heads. The third man just lowered his rifle to the deck and turned, watching us warily.I called Dave on the.