Finally I asked a guy who seemed more honest than some of the others what my problem was."It's simple," he said frankly. "A business can't take a chan...e on somebody as controversial as you. When word got out that you were supposed to know everything about sex, all the other employees would start coming to you with their problems. Either that, or trying to proposition you so they could brag they'd balled the sex expert. You might be able to fight it at first, but once the lid was off the. .." Well, I'll take them all day Sunday if you want..." No. It'll do them good to go to Church on Easter Sunday. How about in the afternoon?" That sounds fine. I'll think up something for them to do. How about I collect them at about two thirty, say?" OK. Do you think I might come along?" It was almost as if she said it without thinking, and then she suddenly looked scared, "No! No! Forget that. It's meant to be your time with them." Well, let's see what I think up to do for the afternoon." I. ‘But we’re almost there.’ The bright red Saturn came to a stop and Tristan began talking to an older gentleman. Tristan muttered something like, ‘Nice vest,’ and the older gentleman just muttered to himself. ‘Just a few more seconds…and…there. Here we are.’ Amy opened her eyes and saw a huge building in front of her covered in lights. ‘A concert? Bon Jovi? Oh honey, you remembered our first date,’ she said. ‘Thank you. This is the best anniversary present ever.’ ‘But that’s not all,’ Tristan. I didn’t need to hear Paula Akron take Donna Summers’ “I Feel Love” and knock it out of the park, though I’m glad that I did hear it. By the time they sang the impossible “Emotional.jpg” it became almost too much of a good thing. No, I never had any doubt about their talent.It was all the lovey-dovey stuff that bothered me. These kids are nine years old. Nine. Not nineteen or sixteen or even thirteen. Nine. So why do they have to do the whole romantic and flirty thing? Watching them make.