Once I made the Open I called my brother to see if he would like to come and carry my bag. I had used locals in the qualifying but got tired of their ...ttempts to "help" my game. I knew that he knew about as much about caddying as I did, but this was a lark anyway, so what the hell. He jumped at the chance so I got him a suite in the same hotel and we spent the time hanging out and pretending to be real golfers. He is about the same size, a little younger, and has the same lousy sense of humor.. .... Sure I replied as I drifted in and out of a drunken stupor. Come on……Honey wake up……..come on we are going to bed now. ……..You coming with us? Somehow managing to get up over the stairs and into my bedroom I stripped naked and fell onto the bed. Dull voices in the back round kept me from falling into a deep sleep as the bed moved with a rough motion and hearing the oohh……aahhh……oh yes mom. Opening my eyes my wife was eating out the daughter as her younger brother watched from the foot of. I moved away from the crack in her door and headed to my room.i decided to just slip on a jacket over the clothes i had put on in the morning. then head down stairs and wait for her. when she came down stairs i couldnt help but stare at her. but i looked away before she noticed or atleast i thought she hadn't noticed. "you ready?"i asked. "yeah"she said. we headed out the door and down the stairs. over towards my car. as we got in i noticed her looking at me in a way she hadn't before. but i. " You had kids, right?" Three of them." That always makes it worse for the man. Luckily Phil and I didn't have ant children to complicate our split." Sore subject?" Very." Hoping that he is in the ditch across the road from Helen?" No, it wasn't his fault that things didn't work out. Enough of the maudlin, what are you up too?" Still with Ford. Working the day shift at Rawsonville. You?" Waiting tables at the Red Fox Inn."The waitress came and Linda ordered. We made small talk until the food.