He unbuckled his belt unzipped his trousers and began to lower his trousers and underwear together. I kneel down and as i reach over to try to help hi... his huge monster flops out and hits the back of my hand. "OMG" I say without thinking. I cant help but freeze and stare. I found myself blushing and moving back in bewilderment. "Didn't mean to scare you away darlin. Especially when my pants are down. My back is just as bad as my knee.i will need you to help get um off." I apologise and kneel to. What’s the definition of a Elephant?A Mouse built to Government Specifications.There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come out.So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, “Big chief, no fart.”The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, “Big chief, no fart.”The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.The messenger boy comes back. You're one lucky fuck, if you can just act cool and play your cards right. By the way, Ritchie dumped her because he got himself another chick who lives right by his school. Man, how cute do you figure this other chick must be for him to just up and dump Audrey?"It was another couple of days before Jimmy brought Audrey up again with me. Apparently, Audrey was having second thoughts about starting back with dating so soon. Instead, Jimmy said, she wanted to have Brenda and her meet us at the. ‘W-what do you mean?’ her voice sounded husky even in her own ears. ‘Don’t move,’ Connor growled. He kissed her nose and scrambled off the bed, rummaging in his bag and dousing all but the lamp on the dresser. He returned seconds later, straddling her hips and bending to capture her mouth with his. She sighed, sliding her hands around his shoulders. He pulled back slowly, enjoying the way she clung to him, groaning when she finally had to release him to drop back against the pillow. ‘Do you.