'Hey Jesse,' the email read. 'Or should I say Jessica? Mum and dad willflip if they find I've emailed you... Just wanted you to know that boy orgirl, ...rother or sister, you'll always be my big 'sibling', and I'llalways love you and support you in any way I can. Same goes forHayley.' Jessica clinked back tears as she read the email and composedher reply.'Hey Aaron,' Jessica replied. 'Thanks for your email- means a lot to meto know that I have at least SOME family left. Any time you want tocome. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."Guess where the fuck I am now...EXCUSESThese are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): God bless the American education system!My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.. "What if I want to stay here, Chris?" Annie asked."You're not right in the head right now. Once I get you safe, you candecide to go back. Got it!" Chris yelled at her.Annie went silent. "Okay," she relented.The two made their way against the winds avoiding the tornadoes comingoff the giant hurricane. They finally reached the peaceful plains. "Wefinally made it," Annie said enjoying the sun the first time.Chris took a rest on a rock. "No, almost there," he said tired."What do you mean? . "What can we do to help?" Joanie and I said at the same time."I—I can't think right now, can you guys stay for a while—I don't want to be alone," she said sputtering through tears.It was an easy decision to move back home, although it took two trips to get everything back. As Joanie was putting her clothes back into her old room Mom came by and said, "No—Joan, you two are a couple—live like a couple!"I was walking in the house with a load of stuff as I saw them hugging. I heard Thomas, so I put.