It was important to my business, and I was preparing for it a fortnight in advance. I had packed all the brochures and paraphernalia in and double-che...ked. Being prim and proper, I had also given myself the body treatment required to make a lasting impression.Little did I know what was in store for me!Well, I landed in Delhi on a crisp morning of a beautiful mid-January to be greeted by a cold breeze. “This is lovely weather,” I thought. “Hope my trip is as good!”I reached the hotel in the. “Grateful Dead song.”“Which song’s that? Sing it.”He glared. She gave him a coquettish smile that pretty much said, “You’re going to do whatever I want, so let’s not kid ourselves,” and took her ass up to the second floor on his cock, paused, but wait, forgot something down at the lobby, down again, got it!, then back up.“Um, can I?” he asked. “Don’t we have to pay royalties or something? I’m not sure how copyright law works with Lush stories. Also, is something buzzing?”Chi did a quick mental. ”There was a puking noise from the region of our local Artemis Fowl.Bethany folded up a compliant Carrie and sat her on the grass near the front steps where I was sitting, and then went from standing to sitting cross-legged alongside her sister in one graceful movement. Kids – amazingly supple.“They both worked very, very hard and were saving up their gold so they could go and see the Fairy Queen to ask for a baby of their own that they could love.“But!” I made them jump by raising the volume. “Here.” She handed me a note. I read aloud, “As instructed, you are to eliminate Martina Grize’ by any means necessary. The Black Sacrament has been performed – somebody wants this poor fool dead. We’ve already received payment for the contract. Failure is not an option. It’s signed, Astrid.”“Oh, good. Three guesses which Thalmor bitch did that?”“You sure it wouldn’t be a Thane of Windhelm?”“No. Those assholes are too proud to stoop this low. They’d come after me themselves. This reeks of.