"When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap?I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got...your haircut, you'd look all right."I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap?I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs."Really" she said, "Go on then ... try."After about thirty seconds of. ’ Jared pulled the phone away from his mouth and let loose a string of curses then he pulled the phone back down to his mouth. ‘Does she know that you’re married to me?’ ‘She does now. Jared, Tom knows who she is. That’s why we even found out because he told us in the note to ask.’ ‘Tell her if she moves I’ll hunt her down and then she’ll wish she never ran the first time let alone the second time.’ ‘Jared! Don’t threaten her! She’s in this with us – like it or not.’ ‘Fine just keep her there. "As I considered Sue's words, Bonnie attacked me. Her body flew onto mine, and blanketed it. She held on to me as if the world was about end. She squeezed me so hard, I was beginning to wonder if I would ever breathe again.When I heard her excited shrieks of "Yes, yes, yes!", the fear that I might have blown it subsided quickly.That one word, 'yes', was the most powerful word in Galactic Standard.Annette's voice crackled from the ship's Com, interrupting the moment."Five minutes to the end of. The thought of life without cock was terrible for the oversexed nun to even contemplate and she insisted he do her a second time just in case.The usually stern-faced man was smiling a satisfied smile all the way back to the mainland and his wife looked at him suspiciously because she knew what a shit-hole the island was with absolutely no relief from stress to be found anywhere.Sister Angela was directed to her quarters on the top floor of the monastery and she took a quick shower to refresh.