" I immediatelysquatted over the drain. It was not a position I was used to, although probablythe way girls go I thought as I closed my eyes and tried...as hard as I could topee. Somehow I got out a trickle and then my bladder finally cooperated andreleased a steady stream. I concentrated on getting it all out, concerned thatI would not get another chance for a while and frightened by the consequencesif I could not hold it. Finally, the last few drops dribbled out. "Bounce up anddown three times,. ..” Carol said making herself busy in the kitchen, eager to escape the awkward conversation, but unwilling to risk another correction. At least not so soon after the last one.“Good, yes, I guess you guys did. I swear, I had not realized the difference one little thing could make.” he said, continuing his vague comments about catching her impaled and stuck on Cooper with his knot caught in her back door.“Um, if there’s nothing more?” Carol said, once again trying to get away. She knew she had. When the team loaded on the bus that Friday afternoon on the road to Starkville Jim had no idea his career was about to end in complete humiliation. Not that the punt return touchdown that started off the losing season and the safety that capped off the teams worst losses were highlights, but they were nothing compared to what would happen that Friday night. By moving Jim from fullback to tight end, the team lost its opportunity to run the quick kick so instead the offense had to try to make. Given my recent luck with women I shouldn't have been too amazed, it was just that I thought that June had felt the spark just as I had.By the time I had arrived home I had convinced myself that it was all for the good, that our height difference would have prevented any real relationship. At least I had convinced part of my brain, refusing to acknowledge that deep down I wanted the chance to make it work.Not long after I got back, my phone rang. I rushed to it hoping it was June, conveniently.