Such is the way of gifts from the CIA.On the lead boat, there was an English speaker ... of sorts. A shot fired in front of our bow and the bullhorn a...nounced that they wished ... demanded our boat in payment for trespassing and fishing in their so sacred waters. If we cooperated we might live, otherwise we would die ... so sad.The young lady would enjoy herself ... or rather, they would enjoy the young lady. All in garbled English with commonly known Spanish words and phrases thrown for good. Dan’s dad loved only one thing which was his work, most of the time he just stayed out of country touring all over the world. Behind his back, I was fucking with a few guys, and my daughter had a little clue about that. I finished making breakfast for everyone and went upstairs to see Dane. As I turned left to cross the corridor and go to Dan’s room, I saw Dane on his knees at the bathroom door. I stopped right where I was and hid behind the wall. I again quietly looked at him, he was spying on. The USO is my problem. My ... my daughter was picked up by the civvy police yesterday for shoplifting. She’s guilty, no doubt about that, and the USO says I’ll lose my clearance as being at risk of blackmail and hence lose my job. Please can you help me?”“Officially no. If we were to bump into each other, say at the All Saints Church coffee morning tomorrow at half past ten then the conversation might just turn to matters of interest to one or the other of us,” and he put the ‘phone down.. "Well, Kevin — that's a great story — We be right back after these messages."I knew that most of the stories these people called in with were embellished, if not out and out lies, but imagination rules the day. My two hours on the radio are from 1am to 3am Pacific Time. I have a very carefully worded disclaimer that says that this show is not for anyone under 18 years old.Kevin's story hit close to home — I've had a crush on both my sister and my Mom, forever. The two and a half minutes was.