Xxxxxx:Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ba... both of you from the store.Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Xxxxxx, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:1. March 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.2. May 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. May. There was no point in hiding it any longer considering this was a widow and widower’s survivors meeting. ‘I was attending the presentation. What are you doing here?’ I asked. ‘I was doing the same thing.’ So there it was. All of the doubt that I had was replaced with empathy. I thought back to the many times I’d cursed him for being so distant. ‘Can we go somewhere and talk?’ I questioned. He nodded his head. Minutes later we were back at the same coffee shop we had met at. Sitting across. Eve ko humne chai pi aur aise hi bate kar rahe the tab aunty ne muzse pucha tumari koi gf hai kya maine tab na bola socha aunty se flirt kar lu thoda ki aap jaisi nhi mili and all but yha ulta hi hua. Aunty ne bola juth mat bolo muze pata hai tumari gf hai. Mai socha uncle ne bataya hoga mai uncle se gussa hua tab ki kyu ye sari bate unone aunty ko boli. Maine pucha aunty se apko uncle ne batya kya kuch wo boli nhi une kha time hai itni sari bate karne aur wo boli kal rat ko tum kisse baat kar. . not sure it suits you. Makes you look like Uncle Gordon."Gordon was John's older brother. A faded hippy, he had a big bushy white beard, bald as a coot on top, but with a ponytail from the tonsure he sported. It all looked ridiculous on his brother, but John, having been clean-shaven all his life, had let the facial hair just go. John's head was still bald, but there was nothing he could do about that.There was nothing John wanted to say in response to that. This conversation would be all on.