However, even this interesting news did not dissuade Tobias from anticipating their time away. Having heard from both Meg and her husband of Fifi’s ...utrageous antics and inherent theatricality, Lucy had long-desired to experience the full force of her personality first-hand. Also, as long as he wasn’t duped into paying his reckoning at a tavern, Tobias was happy enough to see his brother, particularly when diluted by other society.“After all,” he said cheerfully to Lucy, “It’s not as though we. .Shaking with excitement and horniness, I drove off into the night,enjoying the wonderful difficultness of operating the pedals in highheels, sweet torture of sitting on a large heavy metal plug, beingconstantly impaled on it and feeling every road bump and my everymovement deep inside me, my slutty attire, and the fact that I wasoutside, dressed like that... I was in heaven, and I drove on and on,wishing this ride would never end.But it did, quiet abruptly. Suddenly, my dashboard lit up with. Van Parker chided, ‘Look, just forget about her, she’s not worth it dude! So the stupid bitch tried to use you and when she couldn’t get at your money, she took off for greener pastures. It happens all the time. Get used to it man. Just forget the bitch and get back in the game already! Look at yourself man… you are young, good looking, you got a great job, you just inherited your grandmother’s place on the hottest beach on the Jersey Shore. Take my word for it Jim, there will be girls lining. ”;On a Plumber’s truck : “We repair what your husband fixed.”;On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : “Invite us to your next blowout.”;On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”;In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”;At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;Outside.