He was determined not to fail."Cursed be this Mighty Temptor! He seeks the Imperial Waters in vain! Only the exalted son of Isis and Thor himself, nam...ly I, Pasha and Potentate, Sindar the Magnificent, shall ever bathe in the sacred stream! Nor will the next Phallic Beelzebub drain the power from these royal gonads! This I pledge in troth by the royal purple of my exalted dick!"As Wally strutted arrogantly offstage, he saluted his fans on both sides of the deep apron, and consciously and. I did promise to tell you how I became alpha male for a while and got... well I don't want to spoil the story. Comfortable?"The younger dog shuffled a bit and rested his jaw on his paws and waited for the old dog to paint pictures in his mind. One thing to be said for age is that it becomes easy to describe things and cast a mental image to the listener."It must have been about six years ago now." Rufus began. "The year of heat and storms. We had some of the craziest lightening storms I have. Suddenly there was a commotion on one side of the room. A tall blonde Amazon in a bikini was moving the crowd away as a crew of three other women in bikinis dragged a big blue mat into place and unfolded it. The music stopped and the Amazon began to speak in a booming voice.“Welcome, everyone. Tonight’s first bout will feature Judy from the Jungle —” here she gestured to one of the ladies in bikinis, a short, stout brunette — “versus Penny Pretty.” A thin blonde with short hair, dressed in. "Hey! What happened, baby? I was afraid maybe you'd changed your mind about me!"I sniffed. "Are you going to invite me in?" Christ, yes! Come on! I'll pour you a beer!" No wine?" But I had to giggle.He squeezed me and went to the little beer bar he'd had them put in for him. Drawing a foamy mug of beer for each of us, he guided me to the couch and sat beside me."Now. What the hell's been going on?" he asked.I sniffed. "You had a child in here, Eric Bjornson!" Huh?... Oh, that damn kid of.