He tucked his shrunken dickhead into his Speedos. He strode openly to the diving board, his feet splayed out, ten and two until he got to the board. M...unting the board he scurried to the end of the board yodeling, "Ayyy," jumped up, and landed on both broad flat feet with a CLUNK followed by a SPROING. His sprawled-out body rose up into the air just as a loud voice cried out, "Hey!" Peen, pausing momentarily in the air, stretched his arms and legs out, starfish-like as both fingers and toes. That night we stayed up till 3 am talking, I noticed that in the previous nights PJ would do some flirting with me I didn't mind it at all But there was still something he was hiding I knew he liked being treated like a baby, but I never did understand why he liked it so much, We sat down at the table and began to talk, PJ got quite i new something was bothering him, I didn't want to talk on mic at the moment so i typed "pj whats wrong?" "nothing mommy" he typed back, LIES I knew he was lieing,. He's drawn up plans, given me a list of the weapons he would like to have for the fortress, then listed what we could legally have. I wonder if I can make some kind of deal with the general? Sounds hopeless, but I've got a couple of attaboys for the healers, not to say anything about the ship. Military weapons for civilian use won't fly, but every time he needs me, he claims I'm not a civilian. Maybe a stronghold for a general to run to if the shit hits the fan might be something I could, at. " I replied, smiling. "I must confess. I do feel particularly perky at the moment." Perky?" she asked. I just giggled and shrugged and went to the kettle to finish making the tea.We sat and chatted about this and that, while I sat on the kitchen chair, one leg curled underneath me. Before long, all the animosity that had coloured my perception of her since the break-up and especially a couple of days before in the shop, seemed to be melting away and at the end of it she said she was actually.