. EVER!!!!I’ve got scratches all over my thighs, a septic bite wound in one testicle and my shreddies are covered in skidmarks. I’m going back to ...sing paper next week!This One Is Compliment of John A.This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico...New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this. Brinkley. Do whatever you think is necessary."I nodded to the proprietor, and we frog marched the two gangsters into the storeroom. Jenny stuck a ball gag into the mouth of her prisoner and fastened him to a hook in the ceiling. This had him bent over at the waist and his arms pulled up behind his back toward the ceiling. That had to be damned uncomfortable, but it did keep him occupied while we spent some time with his companion."Okay, hotshot, now is when the pain starts." I fastened him to. I then strip so i can go and take a shower as i get in the shower my wife goes to the bed room and changes in to somthing that she fells sexy in and preps the room, she put on somthing dominent on and wears her sexy gasmask and waits for me to enter the room.i get out the shower and dry my self,then walk in to the bedroom naked. she tells me stay right where i am, she takes her leather hand cuffs and cuffs my hands behind my back, then takes her used ankle sock that she has been wearing all day. Flinging an arm over my eyes to block out the light, I groaned again."Come on. Get that fine ass of yours out of bed. Let's go." Shaun's tone was teasing but managed to hold enough authority to remind me although we were sleeping together, he was still my boss. Considering he'd been the one to keep me up all hours of the night with his lusty demands, it was the least he could do to let me sleep a little longer."Come on," he asserted, tugging the blankets and sheets off of me, exposing my very.