" Anyway, we were drinking and telling stories and she told me how she always liked older men and asked if I did, too. Trying to be cool, I said sure!...She looked up and said, "Becca told me her first man was her mom's friend, a guy who was 35 years old!"I cracked the other bottle, and drained that too, grabbing a bottle of water as a chaser."When she asked how old my old guy was, I said your age. She thought that was great, then asked who. I just couldn't think Daddy, and I started describing. A box falls offand as it hits the floor a bottle explodes spraying you with a smellychemical. Suddenly the girls are all around you. "Are you all right?"they ask. As you mumble an answer out of the crowd of girls comes awoman. She is tall, wears 4" heels and tight black pants, and has longblack hair. It is Miss Vicki, the owner of the salon. "What have we gothere?" she says with a smile. You mumble your name and then she sees thechemicals on your clothing, especially your pants. In fact. The boy sniffed around a little, and found that there was nounpleasant smell. He attributed this to the fact that they had bothrecently bathed. He had half expected to find the monkey dirty"down there," and when he wasn't, the boy grew excited.Jimmy sniffed around the monkey's genitals for a few minutes, andthen ran his tongue tentatively around the animal's organ, exactly asthe monkey had done to him. He sat up and looked at the monkeyfor response. The young monkey had the same impish smile on. The two young deputies under his command were more than capable of watching over Eagles Landing, leaving him to pursue the finer things in life.Sheriff Warner took a deep breath of chilled mountain air. He packed the rifle carefully into its case in the back seat of his pride and joy, a yellow H2 Hummer. Tom plopped himself into the driver's seat, fired up the big V-8, shifted into drive, pressed the button for four-wheel drive low, and headed toward the goat's carcass."Oh man, this is gonna.