As she stubbed out the cigarette, she could feel his eyes working their way from her red stilettos and up her legs. Leaning against the doorframe, she...decided to enjoy this a little longer and lit another cigarette. After a quick look into her eyes, he went back to writing. With one last pang of guilt she switched her phone off. She rolled her tongue bar against her teeth and sighed. Looking through the cigarette smoke at him, she could feel her nipples rubbing against the inside of her bra.. ?Heather turned around slowly. Steve slapped her bare butt, causing her to jump. She felt his finger tracing the outline of her crack. ?You sure are sweet.? He leaned forward, placing and arm around her midsection, pulling her backwards to the bed. ?Come lay down, cutie.?Heather sat down on the bed. She pulled her knees up to her chest and held her arms around her legs. She watched as Steve rolled over onto his stomach. ?Grab that baby oil on the nightstand and give me a good massage, sweetie.?. "If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.Water in the carburetorWIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the river"This is a frightening statistic!25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental. ” Margot glared at him but remained quiet. “Darling,” called Alan, “a large Laphroaig for your Dad please; your mother will be driving them home, so don’t be mean.” A minute later Sarah re-entered carrying two drinks. “Here you are Daddy, enjoy,” said Sarah ignoring her mother entirely. “Elaine, I am so glad you are here for us. We’re both going to need you.” “I understand darling – I shall be for you both, whatever you need me to be.” Margot was shocked to realise that she was being excluded..