“I do love her, yeah. With all my heart.” Donovan stared at him coldly for a moment then gave a short bark of a laugh. “You’ve been talking to...Mary.” “Wouldn’t be where I am without her approval, sir.” “No, don’t s’pose you would. Mary’s a beautiful woman, all class, but she’s got a firebrand temper. Mess with her little girls, either of them, and she’s like the wrath of God. Didn’t take shit from me, or any of the guys.” The guys. “Your ‘friends,’ I take it?” After another uncomfortable. "WHO ARE YOU?"Withdrawing himself from behind the open fridge door was a stranger I could only liken to some B-movie cosplayer. And boy was his workout regimen something, because that was an eight-pack I think.And shit, my toe hurt._______________________Sighing, I set down my drink. "Okay. But what if -- " No, the dog anus will be fine. It's just about how the spaghetti rolls into the G-spot. Also, do you count to 17 and think in fractional algorithms when you masturbate?"Silently I stared at. I was jarred back to reality. Aw, Im sorry honey, clearing my throat, Ill try to make it feel better, I said. I looked around the room and saw her wand collection sitting right next to the bed. Well do some magic on it! I said, smiling, while giving her a little wink. She matched my smile and seemed excited to be playing a game. One wand caught my eye. It was a basically a long, skinny, clear tube filled with water and glitter. Perfect. Im going to say some magic words in my head and make your. Matheson, you can’t abuse and mistreat public officials. It’s against the law. They have protection against people like you.’ He was still maintaining his cool. I gave him a couple of more ticks in the ‘under control’ column. ‘Look, officer, she’s nothing but a fat bureaucrat hired because her old man is on the fuckin’ town council. She couldn’t fuckin’ rake leaves for a living if it wasn’t for that.’ I wasn’t giving any quarter at this point. ‘Mr. Matheson, is it your mission in life to piss.