The problem was that while he wasn't exactly a friend; Harold was a little bit more than just a casual acquaintance. He was married and had kids so wa... obviously on the down low but so was I, so that wasn't the issue. The problem was that knowing him, he'd screw things up by opening his mouth or something. It was a lot like dealing with Stifler from the ‘American Pie’ movies. Usually Harold would go away for a while, then weeks later he'd find me, wanting to meet for a blowjob and the process. That was it - nothing else. What was she playing at? She knew Jill wasmy girl friend. I mean... it sounded like some sort of proposition, didn'tit? Well, Jill had warned me she was weird. I tossed the card onto theworktop surface and pondered what to do.I have to confess here that I'm a bit of a love rat. I'd been faithfulto Jill for six months which was pretty good going for me, but partlythat was because I didn't really get any offers, and with Jill around24-7 I wasn't free to make a move on. I was a mess and got up to head to the shower and then figure out what to do with myself. I showered and finally decided since I had taken the full day off work to go out and do some grass mowing and yard work. I am not used to being alone, so the house seemed extra quiet. I missed my wife's call to tell me they had arrived and are headed to the conference hotel. Dave's conference registration began at 2 PM Vegas time. He had conferences from eight to five each day, and on Friday, he was done. I said to myself: “I’ll bang her if douchebag doesn’t anymore.” After i got done cleaning their pool. Her husband said to her:”Hey, you know my business trip is tomorrow. I’m going to be gone for 3 weeks, so try to lose some fucking weight so i can sl**p with you again.” After he left, I said to Ms.James: “You deserve better than his prick attitude.” She said:”Yes, but he’s the only man that was interested in me.” I say to.