” I could see the resolve growing in the blond’s eyes. She was going to do exactly what I told her to.“Vicki, I am going to push a large tube u... your arse. The tube will be lubricated with chilli oil. Once the tube is properly inside you, I am going to drop in a number of raw chillis. These will be sliced so that the juice and seeds can get out inside your arse. Next I am going to use a speculum to open up your cunt ….”I was pleased to see that she was using the exact terminology that I. This woman was about 35, very tall and slender, blonde short cropped hair, kind of punky, I liked her, we hit it off, danced, had a fw drinks and I asked her back to my place. She told me she would have to be home to hr suburban semi in Dundrum by 7 a.m. as her husband was a cabbie working nights and he got home about 7:30 on Saturday mornings. That was cool, I knew then we were going to go an fuck and not waste any time. We were both a little drunk and took a cab. I remember thinking what if. As we stood dripping she got matches and bent down to light the paper under the logs. Wet and miserable as we were, our spirits, [and more than our spirits!] rose as we watched her dress ride up her gorgeous long thighs almost to the top, showing a brief glimpse of the tight curve of her bum and tiny high-cut blue knickers. I think she sensed the tension and her eyes flicked over our wet bodies. "I'll get towels for you, and you better get out of those wet clothes." She came back with towels. Reached her house I kept the chocolate syrup and honey bottle in my pocket and perfume and flowers in my hand now I was ready to ring the bell. The movement I rang the bell a massively big dog from a corner tried to bounce on me but for my luck the dog was chained I started shouting loudly and I was the floor hearing my voice she came rushing and opened the door and saw me on the floor with all the flowers on me seeing me in that condition she started bursting out laughing and invited me inside.