I was at least thirty pounds overweight, poorly motivated, and enjoying my reclusive life. She begged, pleaded, and cajoled me into agreeing to at lea...t try it for a couple of weeks. I figured "What the hell," it wouldn't kill me. We started slowly - more for my sake than hers. Sarah would swing by after work, kick my butt to get going, and we would head out. We would walk a bit and run a bit. Sarah pushed and encouraged, goaded and teased. As the days passed, I started to gain more energy. I think I had coffee at some point. Sorry about the dishes, I can do them now.’ He started to fill the sink. ‘Did you know that beavers collect branches and stick them in the mud to save them for the winter? Spends all winter below the ice, except when in their nest. But it must be cold, keeping warm by eating cold, wet twigs. I think I´d rather be a hedgehog. To sleep all winter would suit me perfectly.’ Lisa didn´t listen, she was used to Kålrots monologues about whatever happened to turn up. "By the way... can you believe this? He says his name really is Mr. Pamby." The Head Namby Pamby, huh." I said."You know, Sir" I suggested, "I'm much better on the - if it bleeds, it leads - type of story. Didn't I hear something about an old lady backing her car over her cat - or something... ?" That one requires a delicate touch. I gave it to Slim Jones. Now... get out of here!" But, Sir-..." Go... ! Or do I need to remind you about the cut-backs that are coming?" No Sir, color me. " So I have to, like, take them off?" Obviously."Jill tried to snap out of the nervous energy she felt. "Sorry, I'm just a little out of my element here." T-shirt off, too." I'll be naked," Jill shot back."That's the point. Your first vibrator session should be magnificent. You should be totally relaxed, just like the woman we saw on that video clip. Total relaxation is key."Jill huffed. "I don't want to argue about this."In an effortless motion, Jill pulled off her tshirt to reveal her.