I stared downward, my eyesfixed on the flowery sandals I was wearing, determined to not make eyecontact with her."So Lilly," I suddenly heard my new n...me from the end of the table, Ilooked up to see Helen looking at me, "are you having a nice time hear atyour Aunties?" She asked with a smile.Not wanting to test the limits of my girlish voice, I just nodded,feeling my cheeks continue to burn red. "Oh that's good! I heard you hadlots of fun making cookies yesterday, were they tasty?" She. .Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.And the Nun once again said, 'Very good, ' and Susie fell back asleep.The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding.. God it was cold outside. I hadn't been watching the weather reports lately and didn't realize how cold it was supposed to be.I would have to check to see how cold it really was when I got back inside, but right now I had to pee. I hurried out into the cold and got to my pee spot. I squatted and had a hard time getting the flow started. I think it was because it was so cold and the fact that I had to hold it for so long. But I finally started and peed for a long time. As my bladder slowly. I told her I would need to be more careful about closing my d****s in the future. She laughed and said that she thought her mother actually enjoyed the view. Anna reached her other hand and pulled down my shorts to view my penis. She stroked it a few times and I reminded her she had seen it now so what did she think.Anna responded that she needed to break up with her boyfriend. She then asked if any of dates had opted to stop when they saw the size of mine. Only one had stopped. There had.