. ugh!But I'm reading about Lindsey's sexual awakening, drawn from so many of my own experiences... mmmm.... it's making me feel a little warm... ok, ... guess I really am in a weird mood... ;)I decided to take a long bath right in the middle of the afternoon.I went into the bathroom and locked the door, and started the hot water running. I took off my clothes and looked at myself in the mirror, I'm always afraid I'm getting a little tummy. :( I turn and look at my ass... ugh...still hate it. But. ..gulp... for ablessing of the union at three o'clock at St. Patricks church in a quietresidential suburb of Bridlington.After the chit chat and pleasantries were out of the way, Danny, pulledme to one side and said, "Martin, I can't tell you how much I appreciateyou standing in at the last minute. I had no idea you were into crossdressing until Sarah mentioned you could help out."I explained to Danny,that apart from the "rehearsal," with Sarah the previous Sunday, I hadnever been out dressed. Nice enough but not my type. But I do know that Laurie has been wanted to fuck you for a few years so I don’t mind. In fact, I knew it was going to happen I just didn’t know when.”That’s why I love that woman. Always full of surprises, twists and turns. “Well in fact I told her that I would talk to you about a threesome.”“I’d like that hon, I’d like that a lot.” And with that I snuggled closer, grabbed her breast and we went to sleep. The next morning I got up alone in my bed. Took a shower and. "According to Ms. Barker's supervisor, she hasn't shown up at work forthree days and he assumed she quit. Mr. Barker, if that is your realname, you are in serious trouble. Is there anything you want to tellus?" No." Very well Mr. Barker or whoever you are. I am going to turn this overto the police."He picked up the phone and dialed. The other officer stared at me,anticipating that I would do something violent, but I just sat there.I figured once the police arrived, I could explain the.