.”She giggled. “Nooooo. I was feeling really horny when I got home and needed some relief. It was a present to myself.”I must have looked really...puzzled because she then said, “You do know what I mean, don't you?”The blank expression on my face must have been a giveaway.“Do you mean to tell me you don't masturbate?”“I'm not sure what you mean,” I said.“You know... touch yourself down there.”My parents always told me not to touch myself “down there” because it was dirty, and not being a. "I think you'd better leave me out," said Mark. "I can't play for toffee." I'll be your coach," said Victoria. "By the end of the afternoon you'll be up to Wimbledon standard." Or be sacked," said Anthony with a grin."Yes, Sir. Yes, Miss," said Mark and smiled as everyone applauded."Well, that's settled," said Mary. "Does anybody need to borrow anything? I'm thinking of shoes mainly."The visitors shook their heads.They had a happy and hilarious afternoon. Mark was as bad as he had indicated. I got to the bar and Don was already there.I joined his table and we had an almost repeat of the prior week.Don and I flirted and then he gave me a third "toot". I was so horny. Heleaned over and asked if I ever "played rough" I smiled and shrugged. Hegrabbed my hand and made it clear we were leaving. It was midnight and Ithought we were headed to his car. He wanted to take a short cut down analley. We were maybe 20 feet into the alley when he roughly grabbed me bythe wrist and pushed me up. My wife was 5’1” 134 pounds. She was not quite as petite as when got married, but I still found her sexually attractive and even though we only had sex about once a month it still was good! I know that I was not as good a lover as her first husband Dennis! He according to their close friends was hung and while I couldn’t perform as well as he could Karen still could have an orgasm.Karen never said anything about my smaller 5.5” cock compared to Dennis’s 8.5” penis! Anyway things changed that.