The other men will get jealous of me for having such a beautiful partner.”My mom raised her eyebrows and said, “Partner, huh?” I replied, “You...are underestimating yourself. You don’t look a day older than 22. Bless your exercise and diet.” My mom playfully hit me on my shoulders and said, “Ok, now go, you naughty.” I laughed and left the room.We arrived at a resort in Candolim and settled down in our comfortable rooms. It was nighttime. So we just had a walk on the beach, had dinner, and. ..Until the day I challenged you to a little competition.The two of us are sitting fully clothed in your kitchen. We are sitting on hard wooden chairs that are on a ceramic tiled floor– an important detail for later. In front of us, on the table, are several pint tumblers full of ice-cold water. We are about to start a competition neither of us is sure about who might “win”. Is win even the right word?The competition – the first one to have to give in and pee, the toilet down the hall being out. I set my watch, the one she'd been wearingwhen she came home and found me asleep on her sofa."There's a Waffle House down this way," she said. "We can wait there fora while, until some other places open."We walked to the Waffle House and ordered coffee. There were a couple ofmen already there, eating, and I flinched as I saw them look toward us:speculatively, appreciatively? I didn't want to know.As we sat down, Michelle said, "I've been thinking about this some more. You jumped forward and. I told her that I would catch up with here soon. I told my new found friend that my large pickup truck was close by in the parking lot if he wanted to go there with me for a bit. He said he would like that and we continued our walk towards the parking lot.We entered the parking lot and it was full, and they had a security guard watching the lot so I knew we would have some time alone. He parked his bike close to my pickup and we got in and closed the door and cracked the windows a bit. My.