I heard her mumble something about maybe that was for the best, adding"you couldn't make me happy with that penis, honey. No way."As I got up to leave... already nervous and now humiliated, Jane gentlystopped me and held me for just a moment, and I couldn't help but cry onher shoulder a little bit.I was a complete, teary mess at this point and I got makeup on herblouse, but she was such a doll, just letting me cry out all of myfeelings of rejection and shame for not being the kind of man I felt. So were the nearby people, who had mostly gone quiet, craning their necks to this take place."Yes," she said quietly, he leaned forward, seeing her face turn into the fabulous smile; he had known his whole life. "YES," she said again, realizing how peacefully she had said it the first time. "YES, I will marry you, dear sweet Danny!"The anxiety driven crowd, let loose an applause, and Danny put the ring on her finger. He rose up to give her not just an appropriate kiss, but a mouth opening,. So I get up and I have to walk past them he turns around and sees my ass and he grabbed my arm and was like "DAMN GIRL" So I'm like "I gotta go to the bathroom" mind you I was completely fucking trashed we been drinking for a good 3 hrs at that point so he's like "Can I come with you?" I was like sure you can wipe my ass. This guy gets up. I was like O_O I wasn't serious. He's like well I was and proceeds to follow me to the bathroom. So my BFF see's this and she's like homeboy you not about to. I love you and mum, you know I do, but Sammy’s the only person I want to be with, if you want us to stop seeing each other, you’ll have to lock us both up, I love her and she loves me.”“And that goes for me too,” I said gripping Becky’s hand fiercely.We stormed out into the garden and sat on the low wall holding each other and crying. That was where our mothers found us ten minutes later.“Come here you two,” my mother said softly. “Even mums make mistakes sometimes.”“Come back into the house.